People's Wedding Objection Stories

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    Font - FuriouSherman • 14h This happened several years before I was even born, but my parents once went to a wedding where the groom said no to the "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" question and walked away, literally leaving the bride at the altar. Apparently, her and her parents were very controlling and forceful, while the groom simply wasn't happy but had bit his tongue the whole way through. When the ceremony actually happened, he just decided enough was enough. I ca
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    Font - ro suroptpsyologist · 19h 2 Awards Not an objection. I bartended weddings for years. This one in particular was golden. The groom apparently had found out prior to the wedding day that his best man was f ing his fiancée for the entirety of the engagement. The dude kept his cool and came up with a plan. He married her at the big church in front of both of their families. They all showed up to the reception (300+). Before the best man speech, the groom grabbed the mic. He thanked everyone f
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    Font - 6xtine7 · 1d Nothing juicy. But I was the flower girl at my aunt's wedding. I was five at the time. I thought that when she got married, that she would leave and I would never see her again. So I was bawling at the ceremony and screaming no no no I object I object! Everyone thought it was so cute. G Reply 4 940 3
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    Font - Kriskao • 21h The first time I got married, I was 21 and my wife was 20. In our country she was not old enough to sign her wedding certificate, her mother had to sign for her. Also, she was very visibly pregnant and we both were stressed and had been crying. Each one of us had decided not to get married and then changed our minds in the months leading to the actual wedding. It was well known to us and everyone else that we were only doing it because of the pregnancy. So during the ceremon
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    Font - Ariadne_Kenmore · 23h It wasn't an objection, at a former co-workers wedding, they wrote their own vows and when it came time for the groom to say his he turned to the people in the church, threw both hands into the air and yelled "Wooooo! I love the girl! She's hot!" They last about two years, turned out that he'd been chatting up girls online since they had started dating and, if memory serves, was cheating on her while she was pregnant. G Reply 4 265 3 ...
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    Font - CowboyFleeborg · 16h Groom's dad at the reception: "Son, I love you. Tunderstand you love her. She doesn't understand. Good luck." Lasted 4.5 MONTHS. As soon as the paperwork was filed, she had a lawyer writing up the divorce. He was making bank, then she was. Took 2 years until she wasn't living off him. Dude has been broken since. Girlfriend after girlfriend...as soon as commitment is brought up he's done with them. Has a great whiskey collection, though. G Reply 1 226 3 ...
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    Font - Tall_Mickey · 12h It was more a commentary than an objection. Both of them had, mmm, checkered pasts, as people used to say. And the crowd knew it. After the preacher made the "If anyone know why these two should not be joined in marriage, speak now" speech.... there was dead silence from the pews for about five seconds. Then the crowd broke out in wild laughter. It went on for some time. They knew plenty. Yet the ceremony continued. The two were married. And as far as I know they're stil
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    Font - apelover · 12h Objection by a priest. A friend of mine was getting married. She and her fiancé lived in England, but the wedding was in their home country 2,000 mi away. We have a tradition that the couple and their families go to confession the day before wedding. My friend's sister confessed to the priest that she was secretly dating her sister's fiancé for several months now. This was the same priest that was supposed to marry my friend with her fiancé the next day. The priest made her

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